zeldathemes
I Won't Say I'm In Love

I used to think superman was magical. Then I realised he just drinks lots of Red Bull.

  #fav    #avengers    #omfg  

australian-government:

the-doctor-dean-in-221b:

what if Jesus had a middle name

and it was something really lame, like Harold.

"JESUS HAROLD CHRIST. COME HERE THIS INSTANT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM."

"But MOOOMMM I’m healing a blind man!"

"DON’T MAKE ME GET YOUR FATHER"

"Which one?"

Jesus Fucking Christ

firelorcl:

firelorcl:

my new style

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imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

  #fav  

bunnyfood:

Game of Thrones Pugs

  #got    #pugs  

stonerthings:

*pours bong water on everything you love*

kingsleyyy:

*hides good snacks from family members*

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

sixpenceee:

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

naruchigotsu:

"I am Groot !"

  #gotg    #art    #aww    #fav